Description: Some people just can't pick up on facial cues. Let 'em see this shirt, instead.

Description: Don't worry about. It happens to a lot of writers.

Description: For the physics geek in your life

Description: Obey Moss! If you or someone you know loves The IT Crowd (or who is involved in IT/computers/programming) this makes a perfect gift!

Description: because we're all a work in progress.

Description: If you or someone you know just can't resist correcting grammar and spelling (like the title above) this is the perfect gift! Great for readers, writers, teachers, or anyone else who seeks perfection in communication.

Description: Would anyone care if this were rhetorical?

Description: Is it spooky action at a distance?

Description: This is how old I am. But I cherish the memories.

Description: c'mon people. when has banning books (or burning them!) EVER solved anything? WAKE UP

Description: For physics geeks, Feynman fans, astronomy buffs and general science nerds (like me!). 137 (also known as The Fine Constant) is a number that will always be fine by me, at least in this specific universe.

Description: Can't argue with this one! A shirt for those who love science or astronomy and who also possess a slightly warped sense of humor.

Description: You complete meh.

Description: Accepting Applications Always

Description: Best noodles in town

Description: A Nerdy Wordy variation on a classic joke. A thesaurus, a lexicon and an onomasticon perambulate into a rathskeller...

Description: Who needs more than 8 bits?

Description: Show that you're part of the staph.

Description: Let them know you're no simple creature

Description: It's numbers, all the way down.

Description: Stop vaccine hesitancy and get your shot(s) now! Love your neighbor!

Description: Do not underestimate me

Description: Merry Xmas!

Description: Physics majors and teachers will know about the amazing and mysterious number 137 (http://www.feynman.com/science/the-mysterious-137/)

Description: From a Robert Frost poem, great for amateur (or professional!) astronomers, science majors, poetry buffs and teachers! This includes a detailed moon map of the Bullialdus region.

Description: We're All Monsters at Heart

Description: If marathons were geared to Math and Science Geeks

Description: From a lovely poem by Sarah Williams (1868): "Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too truly to be fearful of the night."

Description: Physics majors will know the symbol for jerk, and this shirt says 'No Jerks!'

Description: Resistance is futile (at least in some circuits).

Description: Science is important. Math is important. Truth is important.

Description: Looking for a funny Hanukkah shirt? Or a good ugly Christmas Shirt? (caution: adult theme)

Description: Moss is my Spirit Guide. If you or someone you know loves The IT Crowd (or who is involved in IT/programming) this is a perfect gift.

Description: Getting older but doing it right?

Description: Freedom of speech. Use it or lose it.

Description: Rule 190 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition